XmisterIS
Purveyor of fine nonsense
Yesterday evening I went out for a ride ...
Two minutes in I noticed my speedo wasn't working. "Ah well", I thought, "Probably battery!".
Then it started to get dark ... my front light wouldn't work. "Ah well", I thought, a little concerned, "Probably battery!".
And neither would my rear light! "Ah, well!", I thought, "Probably the sodding battery!!!!".
The ride home along the main road, in the dark, with no lights was, ummm ... "interesting".
What are the chances of that happening? All three batteries, all different makes, all going dead at precisely the same moment?!!
Sods, the lot of 'em!
Two minutes in I noticed my speedo wasn't working. "Ah well", I thought, "Probably battery!".
Then it started to get dark ... my front light wouldn't work. "Ah well", I thought, a little concerned, "Probably battery!".
And neither would my rear light! "Ah, well!", I thought, "Probably the sodding battery!!!!".
The ride home along the main road, in the dark, with no lights was, ummm ... "interesting".

What are the chances of that happening? All three batteries, all different makes, all going dead at precisely the same moment?!!
Sods, the lot of 'em!