Never, never, ever ....

[Fab Foodie]

You need to think outside the box

Didn't prisoners of war ferment alcohol by spreading shoe polish on bread? All you need is a tin of Kiwi and a Sunblest loaf and you're in business

Blimey, where can you get genuine Sunblest these days? Actually, maybe you can in Alexandria!

 

[jonny jeez]

They didn't even have paper!

Oh well, when in Istanbul.....

 

[srw]

.....take a 3am flight .

...is I think what you intended to post.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Drink raki.

Will do. Is that a breakfast beverage?

 

[Fab Foodie]

Go and get a shave and a hair-cut.

I would but we have 23 Turkish Barbers in Abingdon already .... Plus some whiny bloke's singing really badly outside ....

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mmmm. Macallan .....

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..... And a double espresso ....

Have a nice day. :-)

That doesn't look like the full English .........

Full Scottish I think

 

[postman]

I'm in danger of letting the aero-belly expand then I'll have to become Flab Foodie ....

Anymore Mac and you might become Flacid Foodie.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Anymore Mac and you might become Flacid Foodie.

 

[SteCenturion]

& the espresso has side effects so ....

Flabby Flaccid Flatulent Foodie ?

 

[Fab Foodie]

OK, Turkish Baths it is then.

Just done in the hotel Spa. Most satisfying.