New forum software: Help me with some silly virtual trophy names

[Shaun]

The new software offers a facility for awarding trophies - little virtual rewards for participating in the forums - so I thought I'd ask you fine ladies and gents to offer up some suggestions.

Please keep it reasonably clean!!!

The criteria used for triggering a trophy is simple enough, and you can award a number of points for each trophy too:

• Person has X no. posts
• Person has X no. likes
• Person has been registered for X no. days
• Person has at least X no. trophy points

So for example:

Trophy: They luuurrrvvvee your posts!!
Awarded for: 500 likes
Points: 10

Trophy: You've been here a YEAR already! How mad is that??!!
Awarded for: being registered for 365 days
Points: 20

Trophy: You've made over 1000 posts - stop for a rest now, you must be tired !!
Awarded for: 1000+ posts
Points: 5


You get the idea ... so let's have some fun suggestions and I'll include a few in the new software when we migrate.

Cheers,
Shaun

 

[CopperCyclist]

Trophy: Mr Charisma
Awarded for: 100+ posts AND zero likes

 

[benb]

Shame the software doesn't have dislikes too, that would be interesting.

 

[Shaun]

Shame the software doesn't have dislikes too, that would be interesting.

... and very negative!!

 

[Speicher]

What about when people get an apostrophe in the right place?

Do they get a post trophy?



Yes, my coat is the blue one.

 

[Shaun]

... I like it

 

[ColinJ]

How about the "FFS - it was a beautiful sunny day, why were so many people on the internet talking about cycling instead of being out on their bikes actually doing it" trophy (­© 2011, totallyfixed[sup]1[/sup])?










[sup]1[/sup] Based on a comment made by tf on a sunny Sunday forum ride in Warwickshire a couple of weeks ago.

 

[machew]

How about "Get a life" trophy for posting on Christmas/Boxing Easter Day

 

[ianrauk]

How about "Get a life" trophy for posting on Christmas/Boxing Easter Day

That's quite a pathetic post really isn't it?

 

[Shaun]

You get the idea ... so let's have some fun suggestions and I'll include a few in the new software when we migrate.

Cheers,
Shaun

 

[benb]

Prolific: > 50 posts in an hour or something.
Quick draw: replying to op within 1 min.

 

[Shaun]

Prolific: > 50 posts in an hour or something.
Quick draw: replying to op within 1 min.

Unfortunately they are not available options - see OP ...

 

[benb]

Unfortunately they are not available options - see OP ...

Don't bring me problems, bring me solutions!!

 

[CopperCyclist]

Unfortunately they are not available options - see OP ...

Then we need better software, the available options are waaay too limiting!

 

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