Did he bring his 'big wrench"?Oh the irony!
Had the plumber come to "fix your sink"?![]()
I would have chewed it open with my teeth if I'd had to...My parents bought a cottage in Wensleydale, which had a small safe in the bedroom wall. We never found the key so don't know what was inside. Should have got a locksmith really.
Moved into a house in 1991 and found a "magazine" in the loft, from 1971. Let's just say "hairstyles" and fashion had changed somewhat in the intervening 20 years.
I had an uncle in Cork who was a gentle soul and a really lovely bloke. When he died in the early eighties they were clearing out his house and they found a small arsenal of firearms in the loft. He had been an IRA man in the 1920s.
When my ex husband moved out I couldn't get in my loft because out step ladder wasn't long enough.
A couple of years later my current squeeze went up their and found some top quality camping gear that ex hubster had left behind! Hurrah! No porn though.
There was a long-standing family row between his son and his daughter the dozy cow burned all this irreplaceable history on a bonfire to spite her brother who wanted to hand it over to the state
Oh dear...A few years ago a very elderly man who lived near me died and when the house was cleared out they found all sorts including weapons and years of letters exchanged with Eamon de Valera and various others and all sorts of correspondence that happened between this man's father and some of the leaders of the '16 Rising as well as Michael Collins and Arthur Griffith.
There was a long-standing family row between his son and his daughter the dozy cow burned all this irreplaceable history on a bonfire to spite her brother who wanted to hand it over to the state![]()
You'll have to buy your own now.I am sad that the time honoured tradition of placing unwanted gentlemen's literature in tree hollows in the local park for future generations is becoming lost.