Twenty Inch
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http://newsbiscuit.com/article/sports-cars-to-display-drivers-penis-size
If only it were true - very, very funny.
If only it were true - very, very funny.
laurence said:it doesn't apply to MGB/C owners as they have nothing to prove, in a good way.
Twenty Inch said:http://newsbiscuit.com/article/sports-cars-to-display-drivers-penis-size
If only it were true - very, very funny.
ChrisKH said:Like the black Ferrari in the basement of our building, parked adjacent to my bike. The driver regularly sits in the car smoking a cigar in what is a non-smoking part of the tallest building in London. I have complained (about the fire risk aspect) but building management have said it has happened before and he just carries on doing it anyway. Plus he rents a few floors and I don't. This man is so sure of himself he regularly leaves the window of the car open. I have seriously considered dumping on the driver seat but I have no idea if it would be caught on camera and then next thing I know I would be on Youtube.............not that I'm jealous in any way of course.
ChrisKH said:Like the black Ferrari in the basement of our building, parked adjacent to my bike. The driver regularly sits in the car smoking a cigar in what is a non-smoking part of the tallest building in London. I have complained (about the fire risk aspect) but building management have said it has happened before and he just carries on doing it anyway. Plus he rents a few floors and I don't. This man is so sure of himself he regularly leaves the window of the car open. I have seriously considered dumping on the driver seat but I have no idea if it would be caught on camera and then next thing I know I would be on Youtube.............not that I'm jealous in any way of course.
ChrisKH said:Well he is a villain Patrick. I think he's a partner in a law firm........
No I can't be sure of that to be fair,although it is possible. He makes a lot of money whatever he does. I shall try and find out <slips on black cycling balaclava and slides out onto fire escape>
ChrisKH said:Well he is a villain Patrick. I think he's a partner in a law firm........
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User said:Park a fish under the driver's seat...
tdr1nka said:For optimum fish effect you would need to put it in or near the air con fan!!
Another good one is to put a marble in the seat rail, it will make a very mysterious clunk when going round corners and near impossible to diagnose!
A garage/dealership I worked for had a Rover that came back with this same 'clunk' problem some 4 times before the mechanic found the offending marble and the clunk dissapeared?!
I have used this trick as a practical joke before and it does work! It is also great as it doesn't constitute criminal damage or waste food!
T x