...he's going to do some high-altitude training!![]()

How many did he eat in 24 seconds?

Yesterday I was mooching around in out local Booths and in the "quick sale" chiller I found a family sized farmer's pie. That's a giant pork pie but with other meat in it, about the size of a large cereal bowl. I bought it for £1.30 and ate the lot in the car park. The moral? Never shop when you're hungry.
