New scam.Nigerian Pope.

[postman]

Hello i am da new Pope,I am wanting to share wiz you eternal life,i can guarantee this for a nominal charge.Ma friend in 'evean wants you as 'is friend.
So just send your bank details to me Pope@vaticanbank.org and i shall put you down on the passenger list of the Glory Train.

 

[ianrauk]

Do I get a silly hat?

 

[Globalti]

Um.... actually Cardinal Arinze of Nigeria was one of the candidates last time round and is apparently a possible this time:

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2013/02/nigerias-cardinal-francis-arinze-the-next-pope/

 

[Markymark]

As oppsoied to the wonderful truth from the current pope?????????????

 

[MissTillyFlop]

Yo-yo Nigerian bro - y u up in ma PayPal grill?

I iz da pope, innit?

I got elected fair an square by St Michael and Miss Mary of Sweden yesterday.

The heavenly host took to me to Nando's for lunch this afternoon to swear me in, bruv. And the Holy Ghost ate all ma perinnaise.

Send yo tithe to me, Christines, innit?

 

[02GF74]

Do I get a silly hat?

you never know, you mitre.

 

[Hotblack Desiato]

Hello i am da new Pope,I am wanting to share wiz you eternal life,i can guarantee this for a nominal charge.Ma friend in 'evean wants you as 'is friend.
So just send your bank details to me Pope@vaticanbank.org and i shall put you down on the passenger list of the Glory Train.

It's a more tempting offer than having to blow yourself up to get to paradise. You've pulled. Unfortunately you may find there's a snag: I owe the bank more than they owe me. Can you sort that out too?

 

[postman]

I hope you ain't dissin the Holy Spirit girl.that is sum serious stuff you iz puttin down.It's the one thing that sez in the Holy book ,don't mess with the Holy Spirit.Az keepin outa your space.[/quote]

 

[dan_bo]

Yo-yo Nigerian bro - y u up in ma PayPal grill?

I iz da pope, innit?

I got elected fair an square by St Michael and Miss Mary of Sweden yesterday.

The heavenly host took to me to Nando's for lunch this afternoon to swear me in, bruv. And the Holy Ghost ate all ma perinnaise.

Send yo tithe to me, Christines, innit?

Eh?

 

[grumpyoldgit]

Hello i am da new Pope,I am wanting to share wiz you eternal life,i can guarantee this for a nominal charge.Ma friend in 'evean wants you as 'is friend.
So just send your bank details to me Pope@vaticanbank.org and i shall put you down on the passenger list of the Glory Train.

Dont be fooled by this,it is actually Tony Blair.

 

[Kestevan]

I'm struggling to understand how this differs from the usual method the churches use to raise funds.......

 

[MissTillyFlop]

I hope you ain't dissin the Holy Spirit girl.that is sum serious stuff you iz puttin down.It's the one thing that sez in the Holy book ,don't mess with the Holy Spirit.Az keepin outa your space.

[/quote]

Y U think I let him have all ma perinnaise?