New Year's Clear-out?

[Archie_tect]

During a phone-in a Doctor advised that to have inner peace we should always finish things we start & we all could use more calm in our lives.

I looked around my house to find things I'd started & hadn't finished, so I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Chardonnay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of wum, tha mainder of Valiuminunprscriptuns, an a box a chocletz. Yu haf no idr how fablus I feel rite now.

Sned this mediatly to all who need inner piss. An telum u luvum. And two al hve a Marry Crispmouse.....ur mi bestest frend. xxx

 

[biggs682]

do we understand your above thread that you are getting rat faced !!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

do we understand your above thread that you are getting rat faced !!

Nissed as a pewt by the sound of it

 

[oldfatfool]

well and truly under the affluance of incohol

 

[Archie_tect]

I don't mind if I do....

 

[Speicher]

I not as thunk as peeple drink I am.

 

[vernon]

Just a small one....

 

[Archie_tect]

Evening occifer, I didn't know it was an osprey.

 

[meenaghman]

Just a small one....

Not that small... slowly curing cold and augmenting hangover thru copious hot whiskeys.

 

[Keith Oates]

What is the best, having a cold and no hangover or having a hangover and no cold? I'm in the former state at the moment and can't say I'm enjoying the experience!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[meenaghman]

Irish whiskey..hot water.. muscovado sugar..lemon cloves and a lacing of rum.. can't feel my cold..or my feet.. happy days.