Next door's dog ...

[Fnaar]

...can just about well f*ck off. I can't go into my garden without it barking constantly until either I am not in my garden , or it is not in its garden. One of us will die, And it isn't me.

 

[ianrauk]

Bark back at it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Throw a stone at it.

 

[Crandoggler]

My dog does this. I hate it equally as much as you do. However, I'm proactive in stopping it! Personally, I'd bark back. Little shoot.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Have you tried roll-over tickle-tum?

 

[Chris_Kn]

Just buy yourself a bigger dog.

 

[Crackle]

Take a supply of sausages out with you and keep lobbing one over every time it begins barking.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Have you tried roll-over tickle-tum?

I'd have laid money on the fact you would say shoot it.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'd have laid money on the fact you would say shoot it.

No that would be cruel, I'd draw the line at a punch in the face.

 

[Hill Wimp]

Anyway the poor thing is probably starved of attention and with you turning up he just want to play .

 

[Fnaar]

I get on well with the neighbours, but their dog is a tw@t. They've had it for about a year, and it is basically out of control. I see their childminder walking it, when she takes their kids to school, and it jumps at people, other dogs, etc. They had a previous dog, that died, but which had attacked my dog before it snuffed it. I don't think they know how to keep a dog. They also let their young kids walk it, without supervision, and I have seen it attack other dogs, beyond the control of the kids.

 

[Drago]

Take a supply of sausages out with you and keep lobbing one over every time it begins barking.

With one minor laxative related change I think your plan might work!

 

[AndyRM]

Can you make some kind of anonymous report to the RSPCA?

 

[TissoT]

Throw it a pepper butty ..

 

[arch684]

One of those big water guns and hit it every time it barks. You could even put water in it if you wanted