NHS direct.

Partly restored my faith in the NHS (Bastards! They killed my mother!) tonight.

Ms Mickle had an operation on the 21st and I've been her 'responsible adult'. She nearly fainted after dinner, I checked her wound and it looked inflamed and pusy (pusy I said!) so I called NHS direct for advice. I'm not one to waste the valuable time of our emergency serfs but with MRSA as a very real possibility I thought better safe than sorry. Anyhoo I described the symptoms, a doctor called at 10pm and prescribed her a course of anti-bios. Christmas Eve home visit. Nice!

Of course as a taxpayer he is one of my employees so......
 
Of course as a taxpayer he is one of my employees so......
Hey Boss, where's my pay rise, and as for the hours......?

We need to have a quiet chat sometime about conditions as well!
 

yenrod

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Cunobelin said:
Hey Boss, where's my pay rise, and as for the hours......?

We need to have a quiet chat sometime about conditions as well![/QUOTE]

Why did I read that in an american/ new york accent !

:smile:
 
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mickle

mickle

innit
Cunobelin said:
Hey Boss, where's my pay rise, and as for the hours......?

We need to have a quiet chat sometime about conditions as well!

I'll have a word with personnel :smile:

I was of course taking the pish out of simoncp with that statement. I hope you realised, I don't want to appear to be more of a twat than I am.
 
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mickle

mickle

innit
Stop kissing me you big hairy bloke! EEEEw!


Happy Xmas Spandex xxx
 
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