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NHS direct.

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by mickle, 24 Dec 2007.

  1. Partly restored my faith in the NHS (Bastards! They killed my mother!) tonight.

    Ms Mickle had an operation on the 21st and I've been her 'responsible adult'. She nearly fainted after dinner, I checked her wound and it looked inflamed and pusy (pusy I said!) so I called NHS direct for advice. I'm not one to waste the valuable time of our emergency serfs but with MRSA as a very real possibility I thought better safe than sorry. Anyhoo I described the symptoms, a doctor called at 10pm and prescribed her a course of anti-bios. Christmas Eve home visit. Nice!

    Of course as a taxpayer he is one of my employees so......
     
  2. Cunobelin

    Cunobelin Legendary Member

    Location:
    Gosport
    Hey Boss, where's my pay rise, and as for the hours......?

    We need to have a quiet chat sometime about conditions as well!
     
  3. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

     

  4. I'll have a word with personnel :smile:

    I was of course taking the pish out of simoncp with that statement. I hope you realised, I don't want to appear to be more of a twat than I am.
     
  5. Some of my best friends are paramedicinals dont you know.
     
  6. Cunobelin

    Cunobelin Legendary Member

    Location:
    Gosport
    Wasn't taken seriously - don't worry!
     

  7. But not my mate that picked me to take me to A+E.

    I hope Mrs Mickle is getting better now and give her a kiss from me.
     
  8. Ok and you to Mickle
     
  9. Stop kissing me you big hairy bloke! EEEEw!


    Happy Xmas Spandex xxx
     
  10. And to you to Mickle