Nigella Lawson's Gnocchi

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XmisterIS

Purveyor of fine nonsense
Oh my, what a curvaceous MILF, what we call a REAL woman, not one of these pipe-cleaner 17-year-old giggling one-hit-wonder pop "sensations", no, that Nigella is built for comfort!

The rubenesque culinarian certainly has a particularly irritating style of presenting, but my God she made me drool earlier today, what with her fried gnocchi!

It's an idea that would never had occurred to me; frying gnocchi until they're golden-brown and crispy. Apparently you can coat them in oil and bake them for the same result.

I am going to try it!
 

biggs682

Itching to get back on my bike's
Location
Northamptonshire
so would you eat first or eat afterwards ??
 

amnesia

Free-wheeling into oblivion...
I watched that the other day (it was repeated today).

As it happens, I bought some gnocchi from Asda today - going to have a go at her 'rostinis' tomorrow.

(She got a bit carried away with the whipped cream on her trifle, didn't she !
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XmisterIS

XmisterIS

Purveyor of fine nonsense
I'd like to sample her floury baps.
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I've heard she can do amazing things with big, round melons too ...
 

yello

back and brave
Location
France
I have to admit that whilst I'm not one to indulge in forum laddishness, Nigella does photograph well.
 

dellzeqq

pre-talced and mighty
Location
SW2
I think she's a harbinger of death and decay. A monstrous invention by a ruthless media that knows no boundaries of taste and has no fear of hell. To watch her is to sell your soul to the lowest bidder.
 
I think she's a harbinger of death and decay. A monstrous invention by a ruthless media that knows no boundaries of taste and has no fear of hell. To watch her is to sell your soul to the lowest bidder.
I wouldn't put it quite that strongly, but...
Oh my, what a curvaceous MILF, what we call a REAL woman, not one of these pipe-cleaner 17-year-old giggling one-hit-wonder pop "sensations", no, that Nigella is built for comfort!
...think who you'd get as a F-i-L, if you realised your drools?! :ohmy:

I take it the fragrant Nigella actually makes her own gnocchi (careful how I typed that...) on the programme - most folks would be content to buy it ready-made... Mrs P declares that she tried to make it once, but it was a flop. Literally.
 
I used to like her when she commentated on stuff - the Beeb when she worked for the Spectator etc - and I read the John Diamond story...
I'm sure she can do all the stuff that is portrayed on her TV programmes - it just seemed a bit fake when I watched it. (Which is what TV programmes of this genre are about I suppose - making fake, 'real' and achievable).

I'm gnot going to gnock her though...
 

theclaud

Openly Marxist
Location
Swansea
I think she's a harbinger of death and decay. A monstrous invention by a ruthless media that knows no boundaries of taste and has no fear of hell. To watch her is to sell your soul to the lowest bidder.

You put that so perfectly. I was just going to say she really gets on my tits.
 
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