Nigella Lawson's Gnocchi

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Over The Hill

Over The Hill

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yello said:
I have to admit that whilst I'm not one to indulge in forum laddishness, Nigella does photograph well.
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Not wanting to complain (as if Nigella does not get that cooking spot it goes to the hairy bikers) but I have never seen a shot of hear showing her bum. Almost all the time it is from waist up from behind a worktop. I sort of get the feeling she may have a huge behind that she is hiding.
 
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Crackle

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Anyone remember the programme about her first husband fighting throat cancer. He eventually lost poor fellow and I can't remember his name but he was a journalist?
 
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Crackle

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theclaud said:
John Diamond.
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Ah yes, thank you.

In fact if you look back at Lawson's life, it contains a fair bit of tragedy and suffering as well as some controversy.

I do though like her quick sticky toffee pudding recipe, in fact she's way ahead of people like Oliver in the desirable edibility stakes (not her, her food).
 
Fnaar

Fnaar

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Nigella, Nigella
Your dad was a fella
Who was quite genetically suspect
But in league with your mum
And her expandable tum
He came out with something quite perfect

Your gnocchi are pert
And the way that you squirt
Royal icing makes men turn to jelly.
Not wanting to perv
But I wish you would serve
Roly Poly all over my telly.

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Fnaar said:
Nigella, Nigella
Your dad was a fella
Who was quite genetically suspect
But in league with your mum
And her expandable tum
He came out with something quite perfect

Your gnocchi are pert
And the way that you squirt
Royal icing makes men turn to jelly.
Not wanting to perv
But I wish you would serve
Roly Poly all over my telly.

smile.gif
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:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
 
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