Watched one last night as he rode across a busy road, only missing being ploughed down by jumping straight onto the pavement (predictably). He joined the road 50 yards on to avoid pavement complications by a mini roundabout.
Taking my cue from the tales of self-righteous outrage at all other road users that usually fill the Commuting forum, as I passed him I shouted "Get some lights you f***ing fanny".
He replied with an equally eloquent retort before calling after me a few seconds later "something's fallen off your bike!".
I thought it would be the ultimate irony if one of my rear lights had fallen off for him to collect and fit onto his own bike but no, nothing had fallen off (I carefully checked later). It was obviously just a ploy to try to get me to stop to let him "debate" bicycle lighting with me
