Nissan Juke: Abhor the concept, but admire the styling.

[Crackle]

You're taking a hammering here FF and what is it with you and wing mirors

 

[sheddy]

aka the Datsun Joke

 

[oliglynn]

If it were a person I'd say the Nissan Juke has a very Punchable face, what with its silly looks and smug smiley grille. As it's a car i'd probably break my fists trying. Or use a sledgehammer and win.

Fugly

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

I have not been interested in cars for years. Nissan used to make great cars, not the best looking but very, very reliable. Now they are just re-badged Renault's and I would not touch one with a bargepole. The Juke is one ugly piece of sh1t, although I still believe that Renault's Vel Satis is the ugliest of these kinds of car's. I saw one in the flesh on Sunday, it is one ugly car. Reminds me of a modern Morris Maxi, but uglier.

 

[Fnaar]

I find 1950s style American cars really beautiful to look at, like this Edsel:

 

[ColinJ]

It looks (I expect deliberately) like a piece of urban weaponry. I don't like what it says about our streets and the attitudes of the people who will want to drive it.

I agree. It says one thing ...













ATTACK!

 

[mickle]

I win.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Not so fast mickle!

Not only are these are barf-worthy but you've probably wasted at least fifty grand getting one...

 

[Pennine-Paul]

That edsel took some stick when it came out
Due to it's similarity to ladies bits

Only ever seen one of those jukes on the road

It's even uglier in real life

 

[fossyant]

Threebikes and Mickle draw !!!

The Juke is 'orrible. The one slammed to the floor looks better though - although you can't bump up curbs on that one - so it's lost it's 'urban off road' capability !

 

[mickle]

I'll see your Beeyemdubya 3BmcG and raise you this abortion:

 

[upsidedown]

The first time I saw a Juke I honestly thought it had been driven into a wall. The only car that's more comical is my moms Toyota IQ which my son says looks like a washing machine.

 

[HLaB]

Ok, so it looks like a frog that's been stood on, but:

Is pretty smart IMO. Maybe it's cos you can't really see the bonnet lights.

A micra with an ugly body kit!

 

[ASC1951]

It looks (I expect deliberately) like a piece of urban weaponry.

I'm with you there, FM. It's a Bully Car - you just have to look at the adverts to see that it its target market is the town tosser.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I'll see your Beeyemdubya 3BmcG and raise you this abortion:

You win, that is vile - it had already been beaten with the ugly stick before it had the conservatory welded to the back end. Yuk and double yuk!!!