No Mates Nigel

[Beebo]

a rather sad little tale about Nigel the gannet who has died, next to his concrete replica wife!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-42916451

 

[Accy cyclist]

Sad news. R.I.P Nigel.

 

[Drago]

I read this. It was very sad.

 

[Levo-Lon]

If only my wife was concrete

 

[wheresthetorch]

I expect he'll cement a new relationship soon.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

I expect he'll cement a new relationship soon.

I don't know how gannets call but your post goes....

Boom boom.

 

[Illaveago]

What a sad story!

 

[Accy cyclist]

I think things like this are becoming more common in society. For example i read the other day that men can now pay for an hours "pleasure" with one of those expensive dolls you see,mostly in America where lonely men form serious relationships with them. I read once of a chap you was distraught when his lifelike doll went off for repairs. He kept phoning the repair shop to see how his beloved was getting on and held a welcome home party when "she" returned home. I might get one, though i don't know how the housing association would react. Maybe they'd class it as sub letting and i'd have to move out to a bigger flat.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

I read once of a chap who was distraught when his lifelike doll Car went off for repairs. He kept phoning the repair shop to see how his beloved was getting on

FTFY

 

[Drago]

Accy 'heard'. Yeah, OK

 

[irw]

I might get one, though i don't know how the housing association would react. Maybe they'd class it as sub letting and i'd have to move out to a bigger flat.

Be careful...With your track record on Amazon, who knows what may turn up!

 

[snorri]

Every time I read the thread title I get a little flicker of joy thinking it's Nigel F***** who has no mates and has been banished to a place far away without any communication to the rest of the world((.

 

[Accy cyclist]

A similar thing has happened to an elderly bloke in Russia. He's made himself a "sex doll",then he's been found dead next to it. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...ian-pension-dies-embracing-home-sex-doll.html

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

i read the other day that men can now pay for an hours "pleasure" with one of those expensive dolls you see,

An hour? Do they make pizza or something?

 

[Nigel-YZ1]

I'm glad I've got non-concrete friends.