Noisy shaggers beware

[Cycling Naturalist]

From the BBC news:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/sussex/7561166.stm

The evidence in the breach of the noise abatement case was that they were at it for six hours at a time every night. I think it ought to be an Olympic event as we'd obviously have a pair of medal contenders.

 

[theclaud]

The evidence in the breach of the noise abatement case was that they were at it for six hours at a time every night. I think it ought to be an Olympic event as we'd obviously have a pair of medal contenders.

There might be competition from Germany after Andy has spread the word there about Relentless....

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

There might be competition from Germany after Andy has spread the word there about Relentless....

It could lead to earnest Germans posting 7 hour clips on Youporn.

 

[Night Train]

I think I may need to add more sound proofing.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I think I may need to add more sound proofing.

Does the train make a lot of noise in the tunnel?

 

[mr_cellophane]

I read the name Kerry and thought that was a man, then I read that it was in Brighton and was certain it was. Then they called her Ms

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

I read the name Kerry and thought that was a man, then I read that it was in Brighton and was certain it was. Then they called her Ms

Shame on you for assuming that straight people couldn't do it for six hours a night.

 

[Dayvo]

The evidence in the breach of the noise abatement case was that they were at it for six hours at a time every night.

Six hours! Was that the short intercourse event?

 

[ComedyPilot]

6 hours, pah, a mere aperitif to REAL lovemaking.....that lasts a lifetime....Groan.

 

[mr_cellophane]

6 hours - Ah to be single again and not have to get up early









and go home.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

6 hours - Ah to be single again and not have to get up early

For a six hour session, you would have to get it up early.

 

[Cycling Naturalist]

6 hours - Ah to be single again and not have to get up early

For a six hour session, you would have to get it up early.

 

[Night Train]

Does the train make a lot of noise in the tunnel?

Chuff Chuff!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

I sense a link here but can't quite put my finger on it. Can anyone else see anything?

......Err... you're stalking Patrick?

 

[Dayvo]

Some thread titles by Patrick-

Noisy shaggers beware

Helen Mirren in her bathers

Daily Sex

stars - Friday filth

A new job for archaeologists - as sexual honeytraps

An embarassing penis question for the ladies

It's awfully rude but............

Totally disgusting - read at your own risk

Making your own porn film

The Times recommends "Organic Porn."

Sex, intrigue and the most exciting thread title!

Legover and a pension!

Money in running a porn website

I sense a link here but can't quite put my finger on it. Can anyone else see anything?

A lack of?