Non cycling embarrassing moments !
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Scoop940
Senior Member
Went to Harry Ramsdens in Blackpool many years ago with a girl, shook the ketchup bottle and the lid came off, I shook it a few times before the cold feeling in my ear made me realise what had happened. I covered a lot of people with ketchup that day. Manager had to serve us when we left as the waitresses couldn't keep a straight face...
When in my youth I was night fishing. In the morning I needed a dump, so went behind some bushes and done the deed. Got up and adjusted myself and clothing. Turned round... to see an old chap in a garden leaning on a spade or broom looking at me. 'you quite finished?' were his only words.
fossyant
Ride It Like You Stole It!
- Location
- South Manchester
WIFI, cameras, bird boxes and old folk don't go together 
Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
My dad did that on holiday in Portugal, it was all over the ceiling!Went to Harry Ramsdens in Blackpool many years ago with a girl, shook the ketchup bottle and the lid came off, I shook it a few times before the cold feeling in my ear made me realise what had happened. I covered a lot of people with ketchup that day. Manager had to serve us when we left as the waitresses couldn't keep a straight face...
I was only about 11 or 12 and could have died of embarrassment.
Dangermouse
MousePower
MontyVeda
a short-tempered ill-controlled small-minded troll
- Location
- Lancaster... the little city.
nineteen years old in a noisy noisy nightclub... so all chit chat was being shouted across the table me and my friends occupied. I also had a very sore throat which put my voice down in the Barry Wight range. One of my friends shouted "YOU'RE SOUNDING VERY DEEP, HAVE YOU GOT A SORE THROAT?" I shouted back "NO... MY BALLS HAVE DROPPED!" but no sooner had i shouted "NO..." the noisy noisy music fell silent. 
Leedsbusdriver
Every breath leaves me one less to my last
- Location
- West Yorkshire
Went to stand up to leave the train a while back,as i was about halfway stood up an unexpected loud parp emanated from my behind Couldn't get off the train quick enough!
Couldn't get off the train quick enough!Hmmm, thanks for the support FossyWIFI, cameras, bird boxes and old folk don't go together
Black Country Ste
Senior Member
- Location
- West Midlands
Played a gig at a children's hospice on Sunday for the kids and staff. Nobody realised that playing Bad Moon Rising would be in bad taste until the third verse. I sensed a collective cringe around the room.
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
My dad had a work trip to Washington DC in about 1980... the first time he'd ever been anywhere outside British Isles. He was getting a hot dog from a stall in a park, and they had those tomato-shaped ketchup thingies, which sometimes get a bit congealed round the spout with old ketchup. The serving woman was wearing a bikini. My dad squirted the ketchup towards his hot dog. It went all over her lady-bumps, Benny Hill-style. "Are you some kind of pervert?" she shouted, and he beat a hasty retreat. He told me he went straight back to his hotel and sort of hid in fear, in case the police came looking for him! Gave me many a laugh, that story!!!
Fnaar
Smutmaster General
- Location
- Thumberland
My father, aged 70, was up in Cumbria on a rugby tour. As he bent down to do up his shoelace, a member of the opposition club asked him 'do you liked it up here?' The rest is .... a Carry On film 
jayonabike
Powered by caffeine & whisky
- Location
- Hertfordshire
Years ago I was collecting the mail from a post office. On the way in I noticed a T.V crew filming a local copper for something, I didn't take much notice. As I came out of the post office with bags of mail and parcels I tripped over, right in sight of the camera. Letters and parcels went everywhere. The copper looks around and shakes his head, the interviewer and cameraman were laughing. There's must be an out-take of it somewhere, I'd love to see it.
