Peteaud
Veteran
- Location
- South Somerset
Paint it blackneither but I have a yellow bike that handles like a lorry, weighs like a lorry and has the same stopping distances and turning circle of a lorry...
Not been here long...
- Thread starter Retribution03
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smokeysmoo
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bolton, not very far from Nob End
I have a black bike, I have an iPhone 5*, and I'm an HGV driver 
Burn him came the cry
*supplied by my employer, so not my choice.
[EDIT] I've actually got 2 black bikes, OMG I'm doomed I tell ya!!!!!!
Burn him came the cry
*supplied by my employer, so not my choice.
[EDIT] I've actually got 2 black bikes, OMG I'm doomed I tell ya!!!!!!
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welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I have a black bike, I might be being given an iPhone by work soon, and I'm an HGV driver
Burn him came the cry
Burn him. Burn him at the stake....
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
I haven't got a black bike or an ipad or a truck, I don't know why I'm here
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
neither but I have a yellow bike that handles like a lorry, weighs like a lorry and has the same stopping distances and turning circle of a lorry...
Is it actually a JCB and you've been setting off in the dark?
AndyRM
XOXO
- Location
- North Shields
Oh yeah, I've got an iPad, a black bike and I work for a bank.
From whom do I claim my five pounds?
From whom do I claim my five pounds?
SatNavSaysStraightOn
Changed hemispheres!
- Location
- ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ 'ɐɹɹǝquɐƆ
it is a Thorn Nomad and when fully laden (as in world touring laden) the turning circle and stopping distances are 'interesting' - actually the brakes are fantastic, it is just the turning circle.. and @User14044 knows exactly what I mean! Don't you....
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ayceejay
Guru
- Location
- Rural Quebec
I was reading my iPad as I crossed the road in front of a lorry, I am now black and blue all over but my bike is still red thank goodness.
CopperBrompton
Bicycle: a means of transport between cake-stops
- Location
- London
You can get bikes in colours other than black? 
Over The Hill
Guru
- Location
- Ridden off into the sunset
Cyclist, Lawyer and Caravanner here!
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
I HAD an iPad, don't own a black bike and my dad was truck driver but I don't have a lorry.And I'm being bullied...
I have an Ipad and a black bike I've seen the posts about these and feel victimised
Oh I'm also a truck driver so no doubt I'm getting slated for that too lol
Welcome
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
I can forgive you 2 out of the 3....
smokeysmoo
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bolton, not very far from Nob End
But she'll never tell you which 2I can forgive you 2 out of the 3....
ScotiaLass
Guru
- Location
- Middle Earth
Correct.But she'll never tell you which 2
A lady never tells...
