Not sure which I find more offensive

[Arjimlad]

Mungcrundling twatweasel is a good one. There are some serious keyboard warriors on Facebook... kinda like when they get behind a wheel, all semblance of civilisation and courtesy evaporates !

 

[cyberknight]

You forgot 'jizzweasel'....

made me laugh that one
I think we all need to join this group and douche nozzle @Sandra6 new "friends "

 

[Lonestar]

Did I last one or two months on Arsebook till I had had enough.One particular homophobic anti cyclist work colleague calling cyclists gay because they wear lycra apart from other anti cycling comments...I had enough at work and had to suffer his b-sh1t yesterday as he spends more time in the messroom than doing any work and must get quite bored apart from the fact he belches and farts and thinks he's funny.I was happy to get out of there.So I get enough of it at work.Don't need it on facebook.

He's not as bad as he was but not really worth trying to converse with though.

 

[greekonabike]

In an online "discussion" where I've expressed a different opinion to the majority, I have just been called a "douche nozzle" and then likened to a "bicycle doormat"!!!!
Apparently I need educating in the real world and something about not teaching pigs to sing.
Hey ho.

A douche nozzle?!?!?! Bloody hell I thought I came up with some creative slurs but that's on a whole new level. May I suggest you could use the following to respond: twatstick, fraggle piece, twatbucket, or slagslice.

GOAB

 

[Drago]

You should read The Choirboys. There's a very entertaining few pages where the police officers are trying to come up with a derogatory name for criminals. They air many ideas, cumbucket being my favourite, but settle on 'scrote'.

 

[Profpointy]

You should read The Choirboys. There's a very entertaining few pages where the police officers are trying to come up with a derogatory name for criminals. They air many ideas, cumbucket being my favourite, but settle on 'scrote'.

Wasn't that from "Porridge"?

 

[Drago]

It pre dates porridge by many years. It's probably the origin of the term.