Now I know I am old.....

[colly]

I'm verging on being vegan. If I become one I'll be a virgin vegan for a short while.

 

[vernon]

Is virgil a virgin?

 

[colly]

G-g-gee Vernon, I d-d-don't know. Mr T-t tracy will know.

 

[Biker Joe]

My son got me a smart phone. A Samsung Galaxy S3....................... I play Solitaire on it..............................Oh, and the occasional phone call or text. It's supposed to do so much more....................I really haven't got a clue.
Nice thought though. My son tells me how to do things with it then clears off and nothing has sunk in...........................I like the solitaire.

 

[asterix]

My son got me a smart phone. A Samsung Galaxy S3....................... I play Solitaire on it..............................Oh, and the occasional phone call or text. It's supposed to do so much more....................I really haven't got a clue.
Nice thought though. My son tells me how to do things with it then clears off and nothing has sunk in...........................I like the solitaire.

That's a sort of 21st century Haiku, innit?