Now usually, when I'm asked if I've come on my bike....

[Bigtwin]

this sort of thing doesn't spring to mind..

http://news.spreadit.org/man-caught-having-with-his-bike-sentenced/

 

[Lisa21]

How on earth..............?????????????????????

 

[oxbob]

they dont call it a toolbag for nothing!!!

 

[alecstilleyedye]

wondered what those holes in the saddle area were for…

 

[Keith Oates]

It wasn't even a Colnago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Rhythm Thief]

I still don't understand what he was doing wrong.


Hmmm ... let me rephrase that ... I mean to say, I don't understand why this was a police matter. Who was hurt by it? Why is it a sexual offence to be naked near a bike? Alright, it's not exactly normal, but to be put on the sex offenders' register for three years seems very harsh to me.

 

[buggi]

i agree RT. i mean come on???? can you even abuse a bike??? is it really worth a prosecution. if the cleaners had walked in on him tommy tanking like normal people would it have had the same outcome?

people get up to much worse in hotel rooms. it's totally weird but i'm not sure it's worth a prosecution and being put on the sex offenders list.

what was he actually charged with? it's not indecent exposure if he was in a private hotel room and walked in on. there's no such thing as bike abuse is there?

 

[ChrisKH]

I still don't understand what he was doing wrong.


Hmmm ... let me rephrase that ... I mean to say, I don't understand why this was a police matter. Who was hurt by it? Why is it a sexual offence to be naked near a bike? Alright, it's not exactly normal, but to be put on the sex offenders' register for three years seems very harsh to me.

Agreed.

I suspect the bike will be more faithfull than most other partners he could choose.

 

[buggi]

bet they don't let cyclists stay there anymore

 

[numbnuts]

I'm with RT on this, the said door was locked, if he was doing this outside it would be another matter, I'm never going to say "I love my bike anymore"

 

[Bigtwin]

I still don't understand what he was doing wrong.


Hmmm ... let me rephrase that ... I mean to say, I don't understand why this was a police matter. Who was hurt by it? Why is it a sexual offence to be naked near a bike? Alright, it's not exactly normal, but to be put on the sex offenders' register for three years seems very harsh to me.

Maybe he was "framed"?

 

[buggi]

my mate at work said to me "do you sleep with your bike?" (obviously i think i talk about cycling too much)

i said... "now you come to mention it... " (i keep it in my bedroom )

 

[thomas]

I heard now he's on the list, he's not allowed within 100 yards of a bike shop

I still don't understand what he was doing wrong.


Hmmm ... let me rephrase that ... I mean to say, I don't understand why this was a police matter. Who was hurt by it? Why is it a sexual offence to be naked near a bike? Alright, it's not exactly normal, but to be put on the sex offenders' register for three years seems very harsh to me.

+1...who cares? yes it's weird, but shouldn't be illegal.

 

[Jim_Noir]

To be fair, it was a sexy bike

 

[buggi]

maybe he was imagining VP was sitting on it at the time?