Oddest forum names

[smutchin]

I've seen that in use on an expats' forum in France, along with Mike Hunt.

Those are hardly odd or especially imaginative, unless you count schoolboy humour

I remember the inter-school athletics meeting where the winner of each race had to go up to the desk and give their name to a chap who would then announce the results over the tannoy. My classmate Steve, after winning the 200m, gave his name as Mike Hunt.

Even the teachers failed to stifle their giggles.

 

[swee'pea99]

New Scientist had a section on "nominative determinism" where the persons name appeared to have dictated the job\;

My favourites were the aquarium run by a Mrs Fish, the NASA manager Mr Starr and the two urologists Splatt and Weedon

All the funnier because thy were real

Might I repost my recent encounter...

 

[HF2300]

At a recent go karting event one of the teams was called "well eye beef hooked" the cheesy commentator said it was one of the more inventive ones he'd had to read out.

I've seen this more often as Whale Oil Beef Hooked - famously worn as a T-shirt by Motorhead's Phil Taylor

That's also a name on a football forum I frequent. Along with Far Cry Toff.

Not a user name, but near us there is a village called Corfe. Someone on the edge of the village couldn't resist calling their house Far Corfe.

We came across a canal boat called "Mesothelioma" ...

That's really quite sad given the inevitable outcome. Not sure if it was me I'd want to be reminded of it.

 

[ufkacbln]

That's really quite sad given the inevitable outcome. Not sure if it was me I'd want to be reminded of it.

He was quite stoical and happy that he was able to spend his last few years doing something he loved

 

[Beebo]

New Scientist had a section on "nominative determinism" where the persons name appeared to have dictated the job\;

My favourites were the aquarium run by a Mrs Fish, the NASA manager Mr Starr and the two urologists Splatt and Weedon

All the funnier because thy were real

My uncle was a GP called Dr Hyde.
It is Dr Jykle and Mr Hyde but it still made the patients laugh.

 

[Gert Lush]

Not a user name, but near us there is a village called Corfe. Someone on the edge of the village couldn't resist calling their house Far Corfe.

That's a lovely place.

Whenever I go to pub quizzes, I try and get the team called 'The Big Fact Hunt'. Makes me chuckle :P

 

[bruce1530]

I heard a pub quiz name the other day...

"The Walking, Talking Stephen Hawking..."

 

[bruce1530]

New Scientist had a section on "nominative determinism" where the persons name appeared to have dictated the job\;
My favourites were the aquarium run by a Mrs Fish, the NASA manager Mr Starr and the two urologists Splatt and Weedon
All the funnier because thy were real

We used to have a secretary in our safety office called Irene. Her surname was "Burn".
So we would get memos, often on fire safety, which ended "I Burn, Safety Office"

 

[ufkacbln]

We used to have a secretary in our safety office called Irene. Her surname was "Burn".
So we would get memos, often on fire safety, which ended "I Burn, Safety Office"

Our present Fire Officer is a Mr Burns

 

[mark st1]

I currently work with Mr Omar Sahrif and a Mr James Dean. Nice guys can imagine they've had a few comments over the years !

 

[LCpl Boiled Egg]

Our present Fire Officer is a Mr Burns

Excellent.

 

[ufkacbln]

During my Naval Career I also met a "Writer" by the name of Scribe

(Writer was the official name of members of the admin branch)