I had a bloke assaulted me once. Represented himself. Claimed I was a liar (which got the beaks back straight up) cos he couldn't have possibly assaulted me as he is disabled, walks with a stick, blah blah.
Lunchtime recess, and at the time (about 6 or 7 years ago) I was still a smoker, was outside the court with a civvy jacket over my uniform having a craft Benson before going back in. While I'm enjoying myself in flavour country, mater the defendent came running past me at full pelt, presumably thinking he was going to be late, and presumably not recognising me out of uniform.
A quick word with the Clerk when I went back in, they reviewed the outside CCTV, and matey got an extra 28 days for contempt on top of the 8 moths for twotting me, so I was happy.