Office Parties - Gossip......?

[fossyant]

No big parties here but anyone had any gossip from office party going's on ?

Went for a meal last week, and one of my colleagues mentioned something about a senior member of staff and what they had said to a female colleague (in work not at a party). Said girl is in early 20's, petite and looks quite young. Senior Manager said "if you ever want to make money on the side, you'd do well as a child porn star' . WTF........... how does he know that eh ????? Why she didn't report him ?

Yesterday was my wife's office party. The Directors and site managers got totally wasted. One of the managers was so blunt as to say to a young girl who works in the office that he wanted sex with her..... on a number of occasions....... how in the hell do these folk get away with such abuse......

On a funnier note, one of the Directors was that piddled, he was telling everyone how much he loves them, they are all a big family etc, he's quite the opposite when sober.......prat !!

Really glad I can't be bothered with office parties anymore..........cringe worthy.

 

[Aperitif]

Really glad I can't be bothered with office parties anymore..........cringe worthy.

Best not reply to this then everyone!

 

[Globalti]

When we celebrated our company's 25th anniversary the Chairman gave every employee an expensive crystal perfume bottle with the dates engraved on it. Thee members of staff were so pissed that they dropped theirs at his feet. What muppets.

 

[ChrisKH]

I recall an occasion when an elderly (early 60's) shop manager for a travel company my wife used to work for, drunk a little bit too much at the regional Xmas bash, started dancing on the tables and then for no reason at all, dropped his keks.

Disciplinary proceedings and early retirement then followed.

 

[Aperitif]

That's a good read, User - you're wasted with hippy bosses!

 

[Firestorm]

last night A senior broker threw up all over one of the office juniors standing next to him at the bar...so hear.



a few years ago one of the youngsters passed out in the bogs at the pub the office knees up was being held in, they didn't check when they closed and locked him in.
At 2.30 he came too and tried to get out, the Alarm went off so he went back in the bogs and hid. Doors checked the Alarm was duly reset , until he woke again at 4.30 and stumbled about, this time he explained what had happened and eventually left. I got in the office at 7.30 to find him asleep under his desk

 

[fossyant]

Many years ago......... a colleague was dropped off outside his front door after a Christmas party. It took him 2 hours to get in the house..... neither he or anyone else knew what he'd been doing for 2 hours.....

 

[Moodyman]

A male colleague once said said to a significantly more senior female colleague after she gave him a Christmas hug on the dancefloor..."does this mean I get a sh8g?"

 

[numbnuts]

when I was working they came around with the list for the works dinner, I didn't put my name down, later my boss came up to me and said “why are you not coming to the dinner” I replied “I have to work with you b*****ards, but I don't have to eat with you”

 

[Headgardener]

Office Christmas parties, thank goodness I am a manual worker so don't have the hassle. I think somebody should write a book, perhaps they already have.

 

[edwardd67]

Went our firms Christmas party last night.
They played "Lets Twist" so i twisted
They played "Jump " so i jumped
They then played "come on Eileen"
I was asked to leave shortly after that...................................

Sorry....... Merry Christmas

 

[User482]

Started at 1pm yesterday lunchtime, and finished at 1am this morning. My kidneys actually ache. It was very quiet in the office this morning...

 

[Dayvo]

My girlfriend (in Sweden) of 10 years had a Christmas office romance - I found out 6 months later when she ended our relationship after they'd been 'an item' for that time!

Nice!!!

 

[Aperitif]

Ten years?
I know that feeling Dayvo - only one thing for it. Get a haircut!

 

[Dayvo]

Ten years?
I know that feeling Dayvo - only one thing for it. Get a haircut!

I normally have a no.1, but it's too cold for that at the mo, so I've got a no.2 instead!