The coffee over shirt sounds just like something I would do... and the reason I have heaps of changes of clothes in the office (my excuse is they are for when I cycle in but in reality more often than not for "food and drink" incidents during the day )
WVM sounds like a charmer - console yourself with the fact that he's statistically*: fat, ugly, string vest, unhealthy, he smells, black teeth, lazy, bad breath, terrible wind problems, drunk, poor eyesight and stinky feet.
Never mind about the coffe stains - good talking point!
*probably, but let's not let lack of research get in the way of wild speculation!
WVM sounds like a charmer - console yourself with the fact that he's statistically*:
fat, ugly, string vest, unhealthy, he smells, black teeth, lazy, bad breath, terrible wind problems, drunk, poor eyesight and stinky feet.
Never mind about the coffe stains - good talking point!
*probably, but let's not let lack of research get in the way of wild speculation!
Originally Posted by mr_cellophane I have made my sandwiches the night before and picked up the wrong tub, got to work and found my "lunch" is 1/2 pound of cheese.
I did that with a tub of marge.Workmates took the pee.
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