Oh FFS!!

[Mad Doug Biker]

http://news.stv.tv/tayside/259407-a...-have-sex-with-drinks-trolley-on-board-train/

 

[classic33]

Trust you!

You realise it never once mentions the class of engine in that piece!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Agingcourt!!

.... Sorry, a simple reflex response there!

I'd imagine it would have been a class 170, although it might have been a '158. You do realise it never mentioned the number and type of the trolley either??

 

[Aperitif]

The trolley wasn't exactly the ideal roll model for the circumstances, was it? A culpable item; full of drink and unchaperoned...a vunerable wee Scot, full of legal 'ayes'... Och, Jimmy, 'tis a shocker!

(How are you now, Mad Doug? )

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

(How are you now, Mad Doug? )

I have also just been barred from my local pub after getting drunk, taking my top off, standing on one of the tables and singing 'I Will Survive' very loudly in the key of F#!

Again.

 

[asterix]

Can't think why but I read the culprit's name as Jim Davidson at first.

 

[Venod]

Train sex stories always remind me of this gem.

http://www.rense.com/general19/gaygoat.htm

 

[Roadrider48]

"Paradise allotments"

 

[uphillstruggler]

Train sex stories always remind me of this gem.

http://www.rense.com/general19/gaygoat.htm

you spend too much time on the internet!

 

[Peteaud]

Train sex stories always remind me of this gem.

http://www.rense.com/general19/gaygoat.htm

British Transport Police Detective Inspector Dave Crinnion, who investigated, said: "I saw the goat the next day " it did not seem too upset but it is difficult to tell."

 

[Beebo]

I like the way the writer has used train lingo to describe the "bizarre coupling"

 

[Bollo]

That's a nice reversal, as I've lost count of the number of times I've been ****ed by on-train catering.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Train sex stories always remind me of this gem.

http://www.rense.com/general19/gaygoat.htm

Looks like he got lambasted for that.

 

[Venod]

Looks like he got lambasted for that.

He got on somebody's goat

 

[Joey Shabadoo]

I notice the trolley was unavailable for condiment.