Oh s**t...........I am in serious trouble (with Mrs Dave)

[Dave7]

So.........4 weeks ago we spent £850.00 on a new bed. Along with this we (of course) needed new headboard, duvet, pillows and covers.
So there I was, sitting on our new bed with a full cup of tea next to me.........what could go wrong?
Mental blank/rush of blood.......whatever you call it.......my cup of tea was last seen soaking though all the new bedding and I am in serious s**t.
I managed to save the mattress (slight stain but barely visible).
Covers salvaged......phew.
I now have the duvet soaking and about to try some bleach. TBH I'm not optimistic but the worst it can cost me (financially) is £30.00.
I am sure that given time Mrs Dave will speak tome again

 

[Drago]

Best to feign sudden onset incontinence rather than admit to a completely foreseeable, and therefore preventable, Class 5 unwanted beverage/matress interface incident.

 

[Deleted member 35268]

I was expecting this to be the tale of a bike purchase, but this is equally lol

 

[biggs682]

I was expecting this to be the tale of a bike purchase, but this is equally lol

same here

 

[Dave7]

I was expecting this to be the tale of a bike purchase, but this is equally lol

I think she might actually speak to me If I bought a new bike

 

[pplpilot]

I think she might actually speak to me If I bought a new bike

It's not to late, Halfords is still open! off you trot...

 

[Markymark]

Take her upstairs to the bedroom with a cup of tea. Before she notices offer to make wild passionate love. Then, climaxing in an exaggerated arm throwing display 'accidentally' knock over the cup of tea you had placed on the bedside table. Hey presto.

 

[roadrash]

Now looks like a good time to do that 100 miler you have planned, i would make it ONE WAY

 

[Jefferson Meriwether]

If ever I feel mopy about the fact I'm single again I'll simply read threads like this & appreciate the single life again

Hope you manage to get it sorted & avoid a chewed ear.

 

[Crackle]

I started a thread on this very forum about taking coffee and breakfast up to Mrs Crackle and as I put it down on the bed, the following hound took off from somewhere in the next universe and materialised in a surprised blur on top of the tray. Now that took some clearing up, you got off light.

 

[raleighnut]

As long as you don't let it dry it should wash out OK.

 

[Drago]

Can't you soak it up with rich tea biscuits?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

It's only a stain. Offer to sleep on that side

 

[Jody]

It's only a stain. Offer to sleep on that side

 

[Milkfloat]

Too late now - but don't use bleach on the bedding. Keep it in cold water and less the boss explain to you how to fix it.