Oi....Fag...get over here..

[Andy_R]

Sooo....Boris and Davey boy are fighting. But not really, cos that would be so lower class, and they're too busy smashing up restaraunts during Bullingdon Club meetings...give me a punch line for this photo

My starter for ten is

"Oi, fag, I asked for a pint of Brandy, not shandy"

(BTW, Fag is used here in the old fashioned public school way of using a younger person to act as your personal serf)

 

[GM]

Sooo....Boris and Davey boy are fighting. But not really, cos that would be so lower class, and they're too busy smashing up restaraunts during Bullingdon Club meetings...give me a punch line for this photo

My starter for ten is

"Oi, fag, I asked for a pint of Brandy, not shandy"

Yuck! euro pi$$

 

[steve50]

Sooo....Boris and Davey boy are fighting. But not really, cos that would be so lower class, and they're too busy smashing up restaraunts during Bullingdon Club meetings...give me a punch line for this photo

My starter for ten is

"Oi, fag, I asked for a pint of Brandy, not shandy"

(BTW, Fag is used here in the old fashioned public school way of using a younger person to act as your personal serf)

"Lets see if I can drink this one without dribbling"......................

 

[Hugh Manatee]

Glass of gas meets bag of wind.

 

[raleighnut]

Jeez, do I have to drink this muck.

 

[classic33]

What the ****** **** is that!

 

[Markymark]

I wonder if anyone realises I don't believe any if this sh1t but am keeping it up as I hoped it would make me PM.

Oh well, fudged that one up didn't I...,

 

[shouldbeinbed]

A toast to everyone who matters to me,

Here's looking atcha me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me

 

[Andy_R]

I wonder if anyone realises I don't believe any if this sh1t but am keeping it up as I hoped it would make me PM.

Oh well, fudged that one up didn't I...,

Keeping it up the fudge and Borissimo....

 

[Venod]

Probably the best lager in or out of the EU.

 

[Pale Rider]

"Mmm, that tastes even nicer now that I'm going to be Prime Minister."

(After tomorrow).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Glass of gas meets bag of wind.

That is such an odd sentence, I like it!

Mind if I 'borrow' it for a while?

 

[Accy cyclist]

Yuk i think the Kinnock clan have all pissed in this glass. Ah well here's to them having to find new jobs soon!

 

[growingvegetables]

What the ****** **** is that!

... said the pint of lager, in abject horror.

 

[EltonFrog]

Carlsberg don't do self serving tossers, but if they did...