Oi!!

[Hilldodger]

Who has scoffed my fig rolls? There was a whole packet here just half an hour ago.

 

[Aperitif]

Fig. 1

 

[EmGee DK]

Being chairman of the "Figs out of Rolls" foundation I'm sure I must be acquitted

 

[alecstilleyedye]

look in the bogs in an hour or two and you'll probably find the culprit in trap #1

i can't stand the things by the way

 

[Fnaar]

I thought this was going to be a thread about rock music popular with skinheads.

 

[Maz]

Who has scoffed my fig rolls? There was a whole packet here just half an hour ago.

I have no *scoff munch munch* idea what you're *munch* on about!

 

[Hilldodger]

I have no *scoff munch munch* idea what you're *munch* on about!

That's alright, son, you're from Leicester

I'm not blaming anyone, BUT, we get loads of refugees from the other side and shortly afterwards my bikkies go missing

 

[gbb]

[ Dribbling Homer Simpson style]Fig Rolls [/Dribbling Homer Simpson style]

 

[stevenb]

I used to know a bloke who was hooked on fig rolls...
Your could bribe him with them.