old geezers

[Fnaar]

Have you got some beer in the sideboard?
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I met a quite amazing bunch of geezers once. They lived in Essex and were the terriermen for the Devon and Cornwall mink hunt. They drove down there every weekend with their terriers. They had a certain whiff of danger about them. Diamond geezers to a man. I like geezers.

 

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I don't think that anybody who is in films or a celeb. can be a proper geezer. Geezers are real people, not fakers.

This geezer, anyone....?

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images...73667257772/Ken-Clarke-at-Downing-Str-006.jpg

 

[srw]

is how it's done. I think. Looking at the picture I realise that I'm missing a bit of geezerliness. How can I accomplish full geezerdom?

Start going dahn the boozah and talk bollocks. Learn that the correct request is not "I say old chap, I'll have a bottle of prosecco" but "give us a pint, Jim".