OMG - Britains got Talent tonight...

[Fab Foodie]

she looked a bit of a stunner in her younger days when they showed that video didn't she? that's what having kids does for you!

I thought that as well, very fit, how having kids turns makes some women soooo much larger is quite amazing. Others though go back pretty much to their former size and shape. She had turned into a whopper, hard to believe she was the same person. Good on her though!

 

[vernon]

I thought that as well, very fit, how having kids turns makes some women soooo much larger is quite amazing. Others though go back pretty much to their former size and shape. She had turned into a whopper, hard to believe she was the same person. Good on her though!

You don't have to be a woman go get porky after becoming a parent

 

[Globalti]

My first GF had an elder sister who looked just like that ugly singing woman. Her face was all caved in. As a teenager I suffered a lot with my sinuses; I remember snogging my GF up in m bedroom, trying to get my hands inside her bra when suddenly my sinuses emptied all over her face. Embarrassing.

THe ugly woman had a good voice and sang well but nothing special. It was just the shock factor that worked.

 

[PaulB]

You don't have to be a woman go get porky after becoming a parent

Ain't that the truth!

 

[Over The Hill]

I will put up my hand and admit to watching BGT - Brill!

It is just car crash tv- you dont know what is going to happen next.

Best bits are like the Greek fat blokes and the Woman in the OP when you think they will be bad and they turn out good.

My kids love it and it is a bit of a family event now. Sad I know but really you just let go and enjoy.

Re the fat stripper- if there were tassles on the end then why censor it?

 

[buggi]

I will put up my hand and admit to watching BGT - Brill!

It is just car crash tv- you dont know what is going to happen next.

Best bits are like the Greek fat blokes and the Woman in the OP when you think they will be bad and they turn out good.

My kids love it and it is a bit of a family event now. Sad I know but really you just let go and enjoy.

Re the fat stripper- if there were tassles on the end then why censor it?

there was defo tassles, i saw the red bit fly up! but seriously you would have to sensor that!! they were huge! probably the tassle didn't cover the nipple

 

[ComedyPilot]

I fell hook line and sinker for her, "I just want to dance again" line.

IMO She lost all artistic integrity when she did that.

 

[ComedyPilot]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY


I was sceptical, but she was good. You can just see Cowell's mind doing the arithmetic.

 

[ComedyPilot]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZKKNwiltX0


Elaine Paige doing the same song. I think Miss Boyle is better?

 

[Mortiroloboy]

I did see a cringingly cute little kid singing and Amanda Holden's bottoxed face trying to express an Aaaaaahhh of emotion and just looking like a creased plastic bottle.
Sorry FF, I'll bugger off out your thread now.......

What is it with her mouth? Is it Bottox?, it does resemble a collapsed PET bottle now you mention it

 

[Mortiroloboy]

there was defo tassles, i saw the red bit fly up! but seriously you would have to sensor that!! they were huge! probably the tassle didn't cover the nipple

I'm no prude, but that was disgusting.

 

[oxbob]

Oi ! Fab, the tassle twirler is from blackbird leys

 

[Fab Foodie]

Oi ! Fab, the tassle twirler is from blackbird leys

I wasn't going to let on...

 

[Fab Foodie]

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lp0IWv8QZY


I was sceptical, but she was good. You can just see Cowell's mind doing the arithmetic.

Thanks for the link.
Watching it again I'm still amazed by the look on the judges and audiences faces... I pray she does well.

 

[buggi]

after seeing both clips, yea i reckon she's better than Elaine P.

And here's Miss Burlesque herself...


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hNy0wQBWzbU