One for Arch!

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Dayvo, 14 Jul 2007.

  1. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

  2. Keith Oates

    Keith Oates Janner

    Penarth, Wales
    But, but Arch's elephant is outside washing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  3. longers

    longers Veteran

    Bought it for a penny - free postage too as I was buying a book for me Mum.

    I'll send you it Davyo. Let me know your address eh?

    p.s. The Tim Moore book is excellent! :eek:
  4. Not "French Revolutions" by any chance? I'm in the middle or reading it for about the fourth time. Still makes me laugh out loud.
  5. slow down

    slow down New Member

    Have to agree - my wife banned me from reading it in bed. My constant chuckling kept her awake. Well recommended reading. :blush:
  6. longers

    longers Veteran

    Aye. :eek: I'll be reading it again after lending it out.
  7. longers

    longers Veteran

    Not read it halfway yet but this made me laugh on the train today

    "No ordinary kilometres these, though: as with all detours these were special "shag-battered bollock sodding" kilometres, which may only be tackled in a temper so foul that it is common to find oneself insulting adjacent livestock."

    Been there :eek: :blush:

    It's good to have livestock to talk to while cycling, if there's no-one else - stops you going dafter.
  8. OP

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Glad you're chuckling out loud and hopefully looking like a demented fool as I was. :eek:
    If you've got any cycling-related books going, I'd be more interested in those. I have over 50 titles of non-cycling books I want to read before December (slim chance), but am in short supply of bike books, which only take a few days to get through.
    Thanks. And what's your email address again?
  9. twentysix by twentyfive

    twentysix by twentyfive Clinging on tightly

    Over the Hill
    Daft sign I saw in the Florida everglades - "Please do not feed the alligators". No chance there - I'm well attached to all my limbs and want it to stay that way.

    Then there is the "Please do not shoot at this sign" sign :eek:
  10. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Salford, UK
    Someone I know bought a pair of those 'croc' type clogs from TKMaxx and there was a slip of paper in the box saying "Do Not Eat"....

    A variation on eating one's hat perhaps...
  11. romans

    romans New Member

    Pub in our city centre has a notice on the door "No drugs allowed to be bought into or used on our premises".
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