One for the girlies on here.

[snapper_37]

Could you explain which fibres are heterosexual? I'm assuming that football shirts, stone coloured 3/4 length slacks with socks and jesus sandals are heterosexual but obviously I need a complete list in case I buy the wrong thing in M&S and end up being mistaken for something other than a raving shirt lifter.

Ahhh, better now that's fixed *rubs hands*

 

[Chuffy]

As the infamous picture of your Horn so clearly shows...

I pretty much define butch heterosexuality.

 

[Chuffy]

Ahhh, better now that's fixed *rubs hands*

I saw a lovely woollen lumberjack shirt in Clone Zone. You can't get more straight than that.

 

[snapper_37]

I saw a lovely woollen lumberjack shirt in Clone Zone. You can't get more straight than that.

I know, it fits me a treat and a bargain to boot

 

[Chuffy]

I know, it fits me a treat and a bargain to boot

I knew you weren't really Australian.