One for the girls? NSFW

[Speicher]

Dont know but the only time Mrs OTH has a clean car is when the local firemen are doing a charity car wash.

The French call firemen "Pumpers" - well they would!

Now you mention it, my car does need cleaning.

 

[Speicher]

I know what Firemen look like without their clothes on.

 

[Arch]

Some guys in York bought an old Fire engine (not vintage, just decomissioned) and set it up as a party limo for hen nights and the like (seats in the back, the guys dressed as firemen). When they started they were all strapping looking blokes, after six months of York/Leeds hen nights, they'd all gone grey and haggard!

 

[Speicher]

I used to go swimming at the Pool in the Fire College in Moreton in Marsh.
There was segregated changing areas, but mixed-sex shower areas.

When I say Fire College, I mean where you go to learn how to put fires out.

 

[Aperitif]

I know what Firemen look like without their clothes on.

You've been watching 'Sam Like It Hot' again Speicher...

 

[yenrod]

>Fireman

In English, that translates (only to Women though) as:

Ive got a big cock and am dead sexy ! / very VERY VERY appealing

 

[Cheddar George]

My wife was running a stall at the local street fair and the local fire brigade had a stall next to her trying to sign up people for free home fire safety inspections, she's a soft touch and put her name down. She genuinely expected a bloke with a clipboard to turn up ................. 4 weeks later a full on appliance parks up outside and she has 4 members of "green watch" tramping round our house looking at the smoke alarms. Seriously girls get the most out of your tax pounds and see if there's a similar scheme in your area.

 

[Speicher]

Why, is there a ladder in your tights?

Tights, Stockings if you please.

 

[Chuffy]

I used to be a man in uniform!

Sadly a postman's uniform doesn't quite have the same effect.

 

[Speicher]

It might, if it is summer, and shorts are worn.

 

[yenrod]

I used to be a man in uniform!

Sadly a postman's uniform doesn't quite have the same effect.

CRAP JOKE ALERT!

Yeah but i bet you made a lot of deliveries - geddit = i'll get me coat !!!!!!!!!

 

[papercorn2000]

When I was a policeman, loads of the guys used to make the most of the uniform...

 

[Speicher]

I think I should admit that I have now found a website about Firefighters dot com. It may be inappropriate to put a link, because the site is not dedicated to the extinguishment of incendary incidents, more likely to cause them in some households.