One for Vernon.....

[simon the viking]

@vernon I saw this cartoon and thought of you.....

Sorry not my original work I nicked it off another forum..... I'm safe from copy-write infringement I think.... no one else on Daciachat cycles

 

[vernon]

Point of order...

The product on the right is a tart and, as such, would remain uneaten chez Vernon.

Nice thought though.

Appleton's of Ripon are to receive my attentions in an hour's time. I'll be distributing their wares in Darlington half an hour after that.

 

[ComedyPilot]

Has Ripon moved since I was born there? Surely more than 30 minutes to Darlington?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tart or Pie - I'll down either. Does that make me bad?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Has Ripon moved since I was born there? Surely more than 30 minutes to Darlington?

If it's more than 30 mins the pies won't make it

 

[inkd]

I`ll have a tart over a pie anyday