One Line Phrases To Say To Idiot Drivers

[Perry]

Any suggestions for one line phrases I could give drivers who have no consideration for my saftey?

 

[4F]

Any suggestions for one line phrases I could give drivers who have no consideration for my saftey?

Did you drive like that on your test ?

 

[zimzum42]

To a London Cabby - "Fukk off back to Hornchurch"

or, a bit wordy, but I like it, and it gets laughs from passers by - "Fukk off home and fiddle your wife off, her cock's bigger than yours"

I'll wait for the shock and hate.....

 

[TwickenhamCyclist]

“you can pick your keys up from the police station once I’ve dropped them off there tomorrow”

 

[spindrift]

"You're my wife now"

 

[PBancroft]

"Bye!"

 

[yenrod]

>One Line Phrases To Say To Idiot Drivers

NONE - i dont want to get shot at or killed: its that bad in liverpool now: I avoid the place so I always head east, ideally.

 

[ChrisKH]

To a London Cabby - "Fukk off back to Hornchurch"

I like that one.

Substitute Romford, Upminster, Grays, Basildon, Wickford, Rayleigh, Canvey Island, Westcliff, Eastwood, Shoeburyness etc. for Hornchurch and the effect is much the same. Perhaps just "Essex" would suffice?

 

[Notsoblue]

bah, I can never manage anything more eloquant than "PPPRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!". I'm usually pretty polite and restrained, I reserve that kind of response for near fatal encounters.

 

[Dayvo]

Learn some of these!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hand_gesture

This one being my favourite:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Fingers_and_thumb_in_circle_downward_motion.jpg

 

[Joe24]

"love you" gets my vote when they honk their horn or shout abuse at me.
After being chased by a mad man, i dont shout anything(even though i didnt shout anything at him) and tend to keep quiet.
But sometimes

 

[Riding in Circles]

I think the best idea is to keep quiet, I lose my temper to easily so find if I do not get into any brinkmanship I can just forget about it which is good for them, at some point things escalate and people get hurt, either them or you and it is not worth it.

If they do something really bad, take their reg and report them.

 

[Dayvo]

Is it possible to make a note of the car reg. no. and contact the DVLC for details?
In Sweden you can send an sms with the car's reg. no. to the equivalent of the DVLC and within seconds know the name and address of the owner!
Could be VERY useful!

 

[zimzum42]

Is it possible to make a note of the car reg. no. and contact the DVLC for details?
In Sweden you can send an sms with the car's reg. no. to the equivalent of the DVLC and within seconds know the name and address of the owner!
Could be VERY useful!

Could be very useful, and could be very dangerous!

I'd rather not have some nutter knowing my address just cos he didn't like my car!

 

[hackbike 6]

"love you" gets my vote when they honk their horn or shout abuse at me.
After being chased by a mad man, i dont shout anything(even though i didnt shout anything at him) and tend to keep quiet.
But sometimes

Blow them a kiss as well.