One Line Phrases To Say To Idiot Drivers

[Bad Company]

Best to avoid confrontation imo.

 

[Joe24]

Blow them a kiss as well.

Unless they can get back at you. Waste of time if they can get back to you, chances are they will want you off.
But saying that, i will sometimes shout or mutter f off. Seems to just follow on so nicely

 

[LLB]

Heart says something rude, but the head says let it slide.

 

[Disgruntled Goat]

Stick you tongue down the front of your bottom set of teeth and make a 'Joey' noise. NNNNNNNggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

 

[ed_o_brain]

To the motorist stopped ahead of the advanced stop line: You must have good thighs pedalling that!

 

[Carwash]

Stick you tongue down the front of your bottom set of teeth and make a 'Joey' noise.

What, like, "How' you doin'?" ?

 

[HLaB]

WTF worked tonight, I don't know if silver BMW (A Euphanism for Big Mass W***er) heard it but he saw the look on my face . Rather than dodging between the traffic queue, on slippy cobbles I had decided to wait in the queue on approach to a small Rab. Its got a ped zebra crossing on entry so as well as giving way to traffic coming from the right, so everyone has to give way quite a bit. After I passed the zebra a bus entered from my right, going west to east (I was going north to west), so naturally I had to give way to that. After entering the Rab the bus got stuck in a traffic jam, so couldn't exit; it was left in a position where it blocked the entire RAB. The idiot in the beemer couldn't go anywhere, but still tried and came into the back of me.

 

[Bollo]

Said with a heavy dollop of sarcastic face to a Porsche driver who'd just driven through a hedgerow to get past me (and still leaving about 6 inches gap)....

"Read the Highway Code. It's got pictures."