One Night Stay...

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georginas dad

Über Member
Location
Frimley
A tired traveler pulls into a hotel around midnight.
Very tired after a long day's trip he asks the clerk for a single room.
As the clerk fills out the paperwork, the man notices a gorgeous woman sitting in the lobby.
He tells the clerk to wait while he disappears into the lobby.
After a minute he comes back, with the girl on his arm.
Lying to the hotel clerk, he says, "Fancy meeting my 'wife' here.
I'll need a double room for the night."
The next morning, he comes to settle his bill, and finds the amount to be over £3000.
"What's the meaning of this?" he yells at the clerk.
"I've only been here for one night!"
"Yes sir," says the clerk, "but your 'wife' has been here for three weeks!"
 

vernon

Harder than Ronnie Pickering
Location
Meanwood, Leeds
Doesn't even pass muster for posting in the misleadingly titled 'Any good jokes...?' thread.

Must try harder. :thumbsup:
 
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