One of the mysteries of the universe...

[classic33]

Does this mean apples are Witches?

The pears are innocent but you've to wait, just in case.

 

[roadrash]

@roadrash, some reading to help the boredom.
Why pears float, but apples don't.

got that the wrong way round... apples float

 

[roadrash]

Does this mean apples are Witches?

they turned me into a newt..

View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzYO0joolR0

 

[Yellow Saddle]

And that, ladies and gentleman, is why you'll never* see a pear-shaped beachball. They just aren't safe.



*Frantic googling to prove me wrong.

 

[Fnaar]

Pears are heavier, as their pips are made of lead

 

[Ming the Merciless]

But....why?

Because it has a long tail