Just kick the mopped over! Hell yeh, make him pay!
I had a Female Golf driver try to filter into the wrong lane this morning so she could jump a queue of cars, this would have pushed me out of sync with my lane and been a hazzard, but no, I didnt move out of her way, I made her stay in my way till she was stuck and sped off, I rule! But, she didnt dare bib me as the evils were giving were emmense! Mwahahahaha!