Only a man would understand......

[BLUE(UK)]

tuck it down the front of your thighs so you get a nice rubbin as you ride.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Gently cup the scrotum (gently I said, please) and lift the offending while hitching the shorts/longs pad up and around them.
Still usually need at least one adjustment over a ride, especially a long one (ride at is).
Regardless of the length of the ride, the poor fella turns into a pink, hairy Walnut Whip and he takes a bit of coaxing out. Three again, if I was subjected to a prolonged head and upper body battering while wrapped in Lycra, I think I too would have a little think before popping my head out gain!

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

tuck it down the front of your thighs so you get a nice rubbin as you ride.

That is just wrong on SO many levels!
Did similar a couple of years ago when I forgot my padded shorts when collecting my bike from work, and felt very uncomfortable when I started to sprout a 2nd top tube!!!

 

[BLUE(UK)]

That is just wrong on SO many levels!
Did similar a couple of years ago when I forgot my padded shorts when collecting my bike from work, and felt very uncomfortable when I started to sprout a 2nd top tube!!!

At least i didn't do it.

Dirty pervert.

 

[Archie_tect]

Always a good idea to take a spanner so you can loosen your nuts off under your saddle [after they've warmed up obviously].

 

[Smurfy]

Is it really time for the Polish Cycling Team to show us all how it's done?

If you must. I've already been mentally scarred by that image while browsing a different cycling forum, so it's all the same to me.

 

[Archie_tect]

John Bishop's description of the effects of cold was very apt... a stack of pennies. Anyway, moving on...

 

[Melonfish]

here's a serious question, after standing has anyone sat down to suddenly find they've just sat on a spud?
if you catch my drift.
that REALLY hurts.
pete

 

[ianrauk]

here's a serious question, after standing has anyone sat down to suddenly find they've just sat on a spud?
if you catch my drift.
that REALLY hurts.
pete

Nope... but have done the zip thing

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

Well that's one chocolatey delight I won't be enjoying any more - thanks very much

It's the crunchy Walnut that does it ;-)

 

[slowmotion]

Nope... but have done the zip thing

Yep....not good at all.

 

[TonyEnjoyD]

here's a serious question, after standing has anyone sat down to suddenly find they've just sat on a spud?
if you catch my drift.
that REALLY hurts.
pete

Had that and The Saddle Slap!

You're out on a long ride, things shaken' a bit loose, you spy an unavoidable pothole and you're doing 25+... You lift just outta the saddle, hit the pothole and WHAM... The rear wheel lifts and the saddle slaps the sack at which point it rapidly rises up through you're body and lodges in the back of your throat!

 

[PaulSecteur]

Is it really time for the Polish Cycling Team to show us all how it's done?

Nobody needs to see that...

Nope... but have done the zip thing

And no one needs to link to the "Zipper scene" in Something about mary either.

 

[The Brewer]

Mine hang like a regimented soldier

 

[Fab Foodie]

It's not just the Polish team you know .... It's that 'Condor' moment ..... if you click on the photo it's easy to see why he's so pleased with himself ....