Only Three Days Left Folks

[Pro Tour Punditry]

[QUOTE 5220110, member: 259"]Many are called to burgeon, but scarce few are chosen to do the really diggly parts.[/QUOTE]
Ah, he was of the "diggly" sect, rather than the true "dingly-dangly"

 

[MikeG]

Damn, I'd got plans for next weekend.

The funny thing is, there'll be a whole lot of mainly American christian extremists next week who will be really disappointed that there hasn't been a massive catastrophe.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Ah, he was of the "diggly" sect, rather than the true "dingly-dangly"

Whenever I see the word ''sect'' I substitute Sekt. But, anything with alcohol and bubbles works really.

 

[Salty seadog]

It's known as a dongle these days.

Careful Dave, we must be adult about this.

 

[Salty seadog]

Didn't Jesus allegedly already have a second coming and was only gone for 3 days?

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Didn't Jesus allegedly already have a second coming and was only gone for 3 days?

It's hard to find reliable accounts of daddy G getting much further than day 6 of Genesis. World making must have really tired him out.

 

[Mr Celine]

Damn, I'd got plans for next weekend.

I had plans for last September, October and the many dates so far this year on which this eejit predicted the world would end.

 

[srw]

Is the Rapture finally here?

No. The "Rapture" is a fiction made up by people who spend far too much time reading Revelations literally while forgetting that all Apocalyptic literature, everywhere, through the whole of history, is a metaphorical alert for their own times rather than a prediction of the future.

 

[tyred]

In that case I must buy a Ferrari in the morning. Three days isn't enough time for the cheque to bounce and the bank manager to post me a cheeky letter.

 

[DRM]

I can vouch that Planet X is not a hoax, I have been there & bought bib shorts, they also stock some nice bikes too, NASA are clueless!

 

[Venod]

I hope the carpet fitter turns up early, I don't want a bare staircase featured on the news in the pictures of demolished houses.

 

[raleighnut]

Damn, I'd got plans for next weekend.

The funny thing is, there'll be a whole lot of mainly American christian extremists next week who will be really disappointed that there hasn't been a massive catastrophe.

American Christian extremists are a catastrophe in waiting.

 

[Drago]

Don't think I'll bother cutting the grass then.

 

[Welsh wheels]

Glad me and most Christians don't believe in the rapture

 

[Welsh wheels]

Just as well that God and stuff is a right load of dingly-dangly bits

It's hard to find reliable accounts of daddy G getting much further than day 6 of Genesis. World making must have really tired him out.

Oh great, more mean-spirited mocking of other people's beliefs