OOOHHHH!! AAAHHHHH!! OOOHHHH!!

[Lisa21]

I gave up kissing her a long time ago as she always bends over when I try too ...don't know what thats about do you?

havent I told you I am half Ostrich (on my Dads side) ? I always do that when im trying to pretend somethings not happening...........

Im off to bed now. According to ND I need my beauty sleep.........

 

[Nearly there]

Hate tennis and those bloody grunting women do my heed in there's a time and a place for that kind of grunting At least in the TDF we have the chance of a winner.Im sure more people cycle than play tennis if I suggested a game of tennis with my mates id get a dig

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I gave up kissing her a long time ago as she always bends over when I try too ...don't know what thats about do you?

Surely it depends on what direction she bends in?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

at least it will stop you licking the bus windows.....you'll be chasing it and chewing the tyres instead.........

Less of this window licking thing please....... I reckon I'd be licking somewhere else anyway!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Annyway, today I turned on the telly, and guess what? More of the same!

Thank goodness for The Shopping Channel!

 

[accountantpete]

C

Annyway, today I turned on the telly, and guess what? More of the same!

Thank goodness for The Shopping Channel!

Cindy's favourite film has just started - Reach For The Sky.

 

[Nihal]

Back to OP,hello another Tennis hater,great minds think alike you see.............and i hate both Federer and Nadal,mind you,all they do is run from one end of a green(brown,red whatever)court to another wachking a GREEN tennin ball,bah.Us cyclists,we work so hard climbing hills(don't tell them we have the ability to freewheel)and we(sometimes)get yelled at on the road.But they,they just run in a rectangle

 

[RaRa]

I've tried to like tennis, I really have. I get the strawberries and cream ready, settle down on the sofa with a jug of pimms and before I know it i'm snoring. It's SOOOOO boring and the ping ping grunt shreek ping grunt ping just sends me right off.

 

[Glow worm]

****ing Wimbledon is on once more and I want to leave the country.

That is all.

Tennis I can just about cope with, but don't get me started on effing golf. sigh....mutter....grumble.....

 

[Lisa21]

For a bunch of people who claim to hate tennis, you all seem to know an awful lot about the game, the dress code, and the..umm..commentary.
Methinks thou protest too much

 

[Arch]

Does anyone remember a few months back, when the Scottish pandas seemed to be about to mate? The PM programme on R4 had a feature on it, and the noise an amorous panda makes. As a result of a listener's email, they compiled a clip which alternated the noise of the panda with a lady tennis player as if it was a rally. It was hilarious!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

For a bunch of people who claim to hate tennis, you all seem to know an awful lot about the game, the dress code, and the..umm..commentary.
Methinks thou protest too much

Always know your enemy Lisa, always know your enemy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Ok, I hate to admit it, but well done Mr Murray!!