Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
You were warned not to dabble Mother!!! so that's why you put me up for adoption to them wolves![]()
That's some mighty forehead you have there!
You were warned not to dabble Mother!!! so that's why you put me up for adoption to them wolves![]()
It's the howling at the moon I'm worried about!!That's some mighty forehead you have there!
It's the howling at the moon I'm worried about!!

I note you kept quiet in the shaving thread about your hairy palms NDIt's the howling at the moon I'm worried about!!

at least it will stop you licking the bus windows.....you'll be chasing it and chewing the tyres instead.........Err, yeah, sorry about that, I accidentally took the dog's worming tablets and had an allergic reaction![]()

You know when I wipe sweat away from my head it feels like I've got hairI note you kept quiet in the shaving thread about your hairy palms ND![]()
don't tell anyone about my hairy feet 


you mean this fellowDONT USE THE CLOWN
Do you often pretend you have hair?? Is it a hobbit---sorry, habit of yours??![]()
oh I forget (didn't really) that you have a fear of this little fellow
<=== that one there, I'll make sure in future I'll not use this little fellow
but I'll use this one instead
as he's had a slight hair cut 
Are my old ones of no use then!!New balls please........................




not if you use that flippin clown again they wont beAre my old ones of no use then!!![]()
