Vikeonabike
CC Neighbourhood Police Constable
- Location
- Bourne, Lincolnshire
Ring Ring Ring (in a mobile Phone sort of way)
Bloke: "Hello Babe"
Wife: "Sweetheart. I'm just renewing your insurance. How many points have you got, because if you have more than 3 you have to declare it and the premium goes up!"
Bloke: "Only 3, so we're ok!"
Woo woo (blues and twos' in a Vikeonabike sort of way) pulling over a Land Rover Discovery.
Vike: Hello sir! You know why I have stopped you don't you?
Bloke: "Can I ring my missus back and tell her it's 6 points now!
Had me chuckling all through my shift!
Bloke: "Hello Babe"
Wife: "Sweetheart. I'm just renewing your insurance. How many points have you got, because if you have more than 3 you have to declare it and the premium goes up!"
Bloke: "Only 3, so we're ok!"
Woo woo (blues and twos' in a Vikeonabike sort of way) pulling over a Land Rover Discovery.
Vike: Hello sir! You know why I have stopped you don't you?
Bloke: "Can I ring my missus back and tell her it's 6 points now!
Had me chuckling all through my shift!
