Out of touch

[Dave Davenport]

I've just listened to the Archers for the first time in about a year and found out that Phil Archer and Sid Perks have both only gone and blinking croaked! I used to listen to it quite regularly, have I missed anything else momentous?

 

[Arch]

That's the most momentous stuff. Alice Aldridge and Chris Carter went off to the US for a holiday and got married in Vegas - so poor Jenny is now related to Susan Carter - something Susan is rather more pleased about than Jennifer.

Emma's up the duff with Ed's baby, which might provoke some discussion when Will finds out. I'm assuming she's not going to work her way round all the Grundy men...

 

[Over The Hill]

Sit down both of you- this may be a shock......

it is all made up and not real.

 

[Arch]

Sit down both of you- this may be a shock......

it is all made up and not real.

Yeah, yeah, so YOU say....

Bear in mind, I'm related to half the characters - I'm an Archer, my mother was a Grundy....

 

[Headgardener]

All this from a program to educate farmers about new farming practices just after WWII.