Over the top email addresses

[trustysteed]

I sold something on ebay and got paid via paypal from:

'ilikeboyswholikeboys@......

seriously, why would anyone give themselves that address? i was tempted not to send the computer bits they'd bought but a massive 14in black cock dildo instead. but i didn't want to part with it!

what's your weirdest email experience?

 

[TheDoctor]

A friend once received a CV with an email address of 'tartypiece@slaphead.com'.
The candidate was not interviewed, for some reason.

 

[zimzum42]

Blur fan?

 

[TheDoctor]

Blur fan?

Don't think so, those lyrics go :-

GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS, WHO LIKE BOYS TO BE GIRLS
WHO DO BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS, WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS

Sorry about the caps, I copied and pasted it.

 

[zimzum42]

Oh well, like most songs my brain has warped it.....

 

[Arch]

A friend once received a CV with an email address of 'tartypiece@slaphead.com'.
The candidate was not interviewed, for some reason.

Damn, that's why I never got an interview for the library job....

 

[mr_hippo]

Need help try http://therapist.com/
I know it says 'therapist' but look carefully!

 

[dan_bo]

I once got an email from jesus! beat that!

an Argentine one, but Jesus all the same......

 

[TheDoctor]

Damn, that's why I never got an interview for the library job....

Archs' email address is tartypiece?

*books train to York*
*brings gallon pot of chocolate bodypaint*

 

[Van Nick]

seriously, why would anyone give themselves that address?

The more complicated email addresses have less of a chance of being guessed by the dictionary based word matching algorithms used by the spammers.

 

[Arch]

Archs' email address is tartypiece?

*books train to York*
*brings gallon pot of chocolate bodypaint*

" 'Ere! You'll 'ave to put that gallon pot of brown paint in the guards van, I don't want it slopping all over the seats..."

 

[Mortiroloboy]

The more complicated email addresses have less of a chance of being guessed by the dictionary based word matching algorithms used by the spammers.

That's me bu**ered then!

 

[TheDoctor]

" 'Ere! You'll 'ave to put that gallon pot of brown paint in the guards van, I don't want it slopping all over the seats..."

I wasn't going to slop it all over your seat. Well, not all of it, anyway...

 

[SamNichols]

Need help try http://therapist.com/
I know it says 'therapist' but look carefully!

That just reminds me of the Arrested Development gag:
"I was California's first Therapist and Analyst. That's right I was an Analrapist."

Arrested Development was the funniest show in the whole world.

 

[Arch]

I wasn't going to slop it all over your seat. Well, not all of it, anyway...

*Arch willfully misunderstands for comic effect*
You think a gallon of paint wouldn't cover all my seat? How big do you think my seat is?