Overheard

[Rhythm Thief]

I was supposed to be christened "Jon-James". Fortunately, my mother was, let's say, strongly persuaded not to do it by my granddad.

 

[XmisterIS]

I went to school with an Asian kid called "Chung Moon Choi". I shoot ye not ...

 

[Cyclox]

We had a maths tutor at school whose surname was Bates.......the boys had fun prefixing 'Master'

 

[Archie_tect]

Friend called Brian Wood recently married a lovely History teacher called Theresa.

 

[funnymummy]

I used to share a house with 2 friends, Lizzie & Julie.
Lizzie had a twin named Margeret - Her mum was a very devout Royalist..but their Surname was Taylor.
Lizzie's boyfriend was called Dean Martin
The other friend was Julie & she had a brother called Vinnie..their Surname was Price!

 

[Piemaster]

I wasn't allowed to call my offspring 'Holly' - born near Xmas. Mrs. Pm thought that 'Holly Day' might have consequences later on.

 

[Sara_H]

I knew of an Arthur Hinch and his daughter law Ann Hinch.

 

[Stig-OT-Dump]

I worked in Hongkong for a while and had to sort out a driving licence and a bank account.

The former was issued by Fanny Fuk, while a very helpful Penny Chew helped me sort out my finances.

Getting back to the original post, I was tempted to crack the old joke about the Glasgow wifey calling on a dark tan yin but have thought better of it.

Stig

 

[Mozzy]

Know someone called Kirk Hunt …think about it. Truthfully, some months ago in Morrisons supermeerkat, a lady well, I think it was a she anyway) called to her two urchin looking things …" Keanu…Chardonnay ….get your effing arses over ere now!"

I substituted, she actually used the F word in front of everyone.

Mozzy

 

[bobg]

Gales of laughter coming from the kitchen yesterday where Mrs BG was watching a quiz show. The question was about a downhill skier who won a gold medal some years ago... her name?? Fanny Schmeller...

 

[TVC]

Heard another one today.

Walking round Sainsburys, a mother calls to her pre-school daughter who was wandering "Cruella" I thought I must have heard wrong but a couple of aisles later "Cruella, do you want yoghurt?"

Seriously, has nobody ever given that woman some advice?

 

[Archie_tect]

Clearly a Newcastle Utd supporter... making the next generation suffer as much as the last.

 

[postman]

A mate of mine is called Richard Mee.

Postmans name is Robert Mee.His pals call him Bob.

You lot can call me Mr Mee. Only joking only joking.

 

[ianrauk]

I used to deal with a Spanish chap called Jordi Bastard.
I used to work with a German lady Monika fiddle
I deal with a chap in Germany called Ufuk.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hmm, never thought of that, there was "Dogtanian and the 3 Muskehounds" if I remember rightly? Actually I rather hope it was her son...

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I'm waiting for a child to be given an ancient Greek sounding name... Clamydia, for example

I knew a guy briefly who was gay, and he apparently had a cat called Clamydia.
The reason? He it was an apt name for a pussy!

Lad in our kid's class is called Ace.

Wonder what he'll be when he grows up?

*Dirty mind*

Well, if he's gay, then he could be Ace Rimmer

*/dirty mind*

..... What?