Overheard

[Fnaar]

Big Daddy!

Yup. aka Shirley Crabtree
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shirley_Crabtree

 

[Domeo]

My nephew's gf is named Chevy as in chevrolet. Apparently her siblings have also been handicapped in a similar manner.

 

[Arch]

Overheard by a friend on a maternity ward...

"So, what are you going to call her?"
"Liberty"
"That's a nice name"
"No, it's because she's taking f***ing liberties".

My sister screamed a lot for her first few days, and one day as she was wheeled out of the maternity ward in disgrace for setting all the others off, the lady in the next bed asked Mum "What are you going to call the wee bairn?"

My Mum said, through gritted teeth, "Decibel".

"och, that's nice...."

 

[Red Light]

Former work colleagues (absolutely true in my case).

Chris Peacock
Heath Rowe

I worked with two guys, Brian and Chris, who shared an office. Their office door said

B. Wise
C. Reason