Profpointy
Legendary Member
That's exactly what they are, but keep it to yourself OK?
There is no such animal as a Panda. They are all zookeepers in fluffy black and white suits. They get the zookeepers' kids to play the part of the baby pandas. It takes them a while to be used to the bamboo but they get there eventually
Having seen the gorillas in Bristol zoo it did cross my mind that it was a bloke in a suit. The whole demeamour and gait just didn't look believable for a wild beast.